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We measured the ship, oh the ship

and the waves, oh the waves, how they

crashed and they slammed into sensual graves.

And we polished the rig and the tug and the light,

and the black and the gray and the white and the rest.

And we longed for the sleep of the summer retreat in the ivory fields of our

ethereal deep sea

anemone home.

So we drank from the conch that lay locked in the bed of the shell of the pearl

that our ancestors bred.

And the moon was a fist that lay clenched in the sky,

like a judge who proclaimed that the sun was as far and as deep as it nigh.

And he slept in a vest that was orange and pale and she swam through the night

with a shark and a seal and a whale and the rest.

And they crossed through the world with a driftwood machine

that was built from the seams of a manta ray queen,

and they soaked up the darkness of space and the stars

with a basket weaved blue of a sea horse's dream.

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Aug
6th
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So it has been ages since I’ve used this thing. Holy crap. Anyway, looks like I’m kinda sorta back.

So it has been ages since I’ve used this thing. Holy crap. Anyway, looks like I’m kinda sorta back.

Jan
19th
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Jan
2nd
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The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World | Cracked.com
Dec
31st
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stupidinboston: theoriginaljoefisher: Wrapping up things in the shop and am headed to front of house to assist with dinner.  A word before I go. I am 34 years old, which is younger than most, but on Tumblr it makes me fucking Gandalf.  So let me be the concerned parent and say “you kids be careful out there”.  And remember: 1-If a man buys you a strong tropical drink without you asking for it, he will attempt date-rape at some point in the evening. 2-Stay away from the group of guys doing tequilas and budwiser.  Stay even farther away if it is a group of girls. 3-There is no “n” at the end of “dental dam”. 4-“Glory Hole” is a misnomer. Enjoy. See you next year. -ojf OJF wins.

stupidinboston:

theoriginaljoefisher:

Wrapping up things in the shop and am headed to front of house to assist with dinner.  A word before I go.

I am 34 years old, which is younger than most, but on Tumblr it makes me fucking Gandalf.  So let me be the concerned parent and say “you kids be careful out there”.  And remember:

1-If a man buys you a strong tropical drink without you asking for it, he will attempt date-rape at some point in the evening.

2-Stay away from the group of guys doing tequilas and budwiser.  Stay even farther away if it is a group of girls.

3-There is no “n” at the end of “dental dam”.

4-“Glory Hole” is a misnomer.

Enjoy.

See you next year.

-ojf

OJF wins.

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randomnessnstuff: nickmcglynn: The Sad Ending of the ‘00 New Year’s Glasses randomnessnstuff: Hahaha … I love those glasses. Yayyyyyy

randomnessnstuff:

nickmcglynn:

The Sad Ending of the ‘00 New Year’s Glasses
  • randomnessnstuff: Hahaha … I love those glasses. Yayyyyyy
Dec
30th
Tue
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generic-trex: Haha a less creepy picture demonstrating my new circle lenses. FOB FOB FOB FOB FOB FOBFOB FKJFJFKIFBFOBFBFFBBBb

generic-trex:

Haha a less creepy picture demonstrating my new circle lenses.

FOB FOB FOB FOB FOB FOBFOB FKJFJFKIFBFOBFBFFBBBb

Dec
29th
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I love surprise peppermint bark. But I love Paulina more. <333

I love surprise peppermint bark.


But I love Paulina more. <333

Dec
28th
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So I'll link that longest survey blogs here .. better

randomnessnstuff:

I don’t think anyone will reply that survey or else they’re insane like me lol

hahaha but .. but .. thank you for participating this silly longest survey ever!

by:

  1. Sun Tzu

Not the longest. I once attempted to complete a 1000 question survey. I think I got to number 127. lol.

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Suddenly shitty night has become suddenly shitty

That is all.

Dec
27th
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o hai, i missed u, interbuttz.

o hai, i missed u, interbuttz.